Gobble Up the Laughs: Funny Thanksgiving Jokes and Riddles for Kids

Thanksgiving is a time for gathering with loved ones, enjoying a delicious feast, and creating unforgettable memories. But what's a holiday without a little laughter? To help you spread cheer and ignite giggles around the dinner table, we've compiled a cornucopia of hilarious jokes and riddles that will keep your little turkeys entertained all day long.

Thanksgiving Jokes: Funny Thanksgiving Jokes and Riddles for Kids

by Uncle Amon

4.3 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	8108 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	25 pages
Lending	:	Enabled

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So, put down the drumsticks, grab a slice of pie, and prepare for a Thanksgiving filled with endless smiles and laughter.

Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids

• What do you call a turkey that's always telling jokes? A fowl comedian!
• Why did the turkey cross the road? To get to the other side of the stuffing!
• What do you get when you cross a turkey and a pig? Pig-inpoultry!
• Why are turkeys such bad dancers? Because they have two left feet!
• What do you call a turkey that's always getting lost? A gobbler-naut!
• What's the difference between a turkey and a Pilgrim? Pilgrims wear buckles, and turkeys gobble!
• Why did the turkey get a speeding ticket? Because it was over the fowl line!
• What do you call a turkey that's always bragging? A show-off!
• What do you get when you cut a turkey in half? Two drumsticks!
• Why did the turkey join the band? To play the drumsticks!

Thanksgiving Riddles for Kids

• I am a plump bird that gets roasted, With stuffing and gravy, I'm the most. What am I? (A turkey)
• I am a root vegetable, I'm orange and sweet, Mashed or baked, I'm a Thanksgiving treat. What am I? (A sweet potato)
• I am a fruit that's plump and round, With a skin that's smooth and a taste that's profound. What am I? (A cranberry)
• I am a dish that's warm and hearty, With bread and gravy, I'm a party starter. What am I? (Stuffing)
• I am a drink that's sweet and fizzy, With a taste that's sure to make you giddy. What am I? (Apple cider)
• I am a day of thanks and cheer, With family and friends, I'm oh so dear. What am I? (Thanksgiving)
• I am a symbol of the Pilgrim's pride, A reminder of their struggles and stride. What am I? (A turkey)
• I am a pie that's rich and sweet, With a crust that's flaky and a filling that's neat. What am I? (Pumpkin pie)
• I am a dessert that's light and fluffy, With a taste that's heavenly and puffy. What am I? (Marshmallow)
• I am a game that's fun for all, With a bird that's round and a ball that's small. What am I? (Turkey bowling)

There you have it, folks! A bountiful harvest of laughter and fun to make your Thanksgiving a memorable one. So, gather your little ones, share these jokes and riddles, and let the turkey-shaped giggles fill your home this holiday season.

And for those of you who want to spread the joy even further, here's a printable version of our Thanksgiving jokes and riddles:

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Happy Thanksgiving from all of us!

Thanksgiving Jokes: Funny Thanksgiving Jokes and Riddles for Kids

by Uncle Amon

4.3 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	8108 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	25 pages
Lending	:	Enabled

FREE